clunker or clinker
it is tinder but instead of swiping it is handsfree- you can use it while driving, it is voice activated, but with a twist. the only words you can say are clunker or clinker. every profile you view, the app takes a recording of your voice, and then, by harnessing the power of artificial intelligence, compiles everyones clunkers and clinkers for that person together, into one airtight sound file, and then at the end of the day, right before bed, it calls them on the phone like, hello? 'clunker Clunker clunker clinker Clunker Clinker clinker clunker', each word being a different person's voice, just imagine: you would really get a good sample of what the population thinks about you, like 'four clunkers and three clinkers? my profile needs some work' and and if you want the really meaningful data, the demographic reports, pie charts, line graphs eg '19% of women under 50 say you are a clinker' or 'your clunker rate among south african men has declined by 33 since last november', well, you have to pay a weekly subscription, and if you want to stop the nightly phone calls, you have to pay even more. hello? "Clunker Clunker Clunker Clunker" and say you are frustrated at getting these unsolicited and unblockable calls, maybe before you hang up you say 'oh piss off'... big mistake. the app will record this and send it to the police. so really, clunker or clinker is an app worth paying the premium, because not only do you get to know what the public thinks of you but you also get to find love, probably, i havent figured how thatll work yet.