dentist ideas
if you knock out all your teeth theres no reason the dentist has to make normal ones. its just plaster. you have every right to say, hey dentist, give me shark teeth, give me ape teeth, give me kangaroo teeth. you can pick and choose. hey dentist, just molars thanks, or, hey dentist, make all my teeth front teeth, or hey dentist, i want my teeth arranged molar fang molar fang molar fang etcetera. and teeth dont have to be teeth shaped. you could say, hey dentist, i want cubes, or, hey dentist, give me spheres, or, hey dentist, give me alternating rods and cones. you could get pictorial for the children. hey dentist, make my bottom teeth look like a brick wall and my front teeth look like charlie brown and that mean girl lucy. you could also say, hey dentist, make my bottom teeth look like snoopys dog house and my front tooth look like snoopy laying down. and it doesnt have to be charles m schultz related, any franchise is ok, minions, ice age, harry potter. hey dentist, make every teeth the shape of harry’s famous scar. that would be quite interesting, you could really change how they lock together. hey dentist, tesselate my teeth like jigsaw puzzles. theres also no reason your teeth have to be at the front. hey dentist, put them at the back. the back of my throat, i mean, i want to figure out a new way to chew dinner. a good dentist should be able to give you most of these things. the problem is, dentists only know dentistry, not art. when you ask them to draw a tooth, they just draw the simplest tooth shape- that, or they overcomplicate it. dentists are so focused on getting it right, they dont think outside the box. artists, on the other hand, dont think enough about dentistry. whenever they paint someone smiling, they always make them wry or coy, never grinning and when they do paint teeth, it looks real weird. painting teeth in my experience is just as hard as making them. this is why art schools should have mandatory electives in dentistry and dentists should have to do those first-year classes in painting, print, sculpture, dig media etcetera. there really needs to be more cross polination, for the good of art and the good of dentistry.