drink driving
how come everyone talks about the negative effects of drink driving but no one mentions the positive ones, such as, it is very enjoyable. the alcohol will loosen me up so i can drive with less self conciousness and be able to enjoy the music a little more. my fingers will have more nerve endings and i can better enjoy the physical sensation of tapping my cheeks to the music or running my hands through my hair as i drive. and as a side note, i have discovered that you can use both shampoo and conditioner. i thought it was always one or the other so i used neither because i couldnt make up my mind. i have bought a little bit of both and you’d be pleased to know that my hair is now very very soft. it feels so good to brush with my hand as i drive home drunk and if a policeman pulls me over, i will invite them to take off their gloves and have a feel. shampoo and conditioner i strongly recommend. yes i may look like lego, but tonight i feel like duplo.