ellergy for hulk hogan
hogan... for many many years i have followed your career, since before you were famous and before anyone knew about you, and it was on this very day long ago that i first saw you. i was in my grandmother's kitchen, eating a hard boiled egg and watching rocky and the dodos on my grandpa's black and white television. i was in the midst of enjoying the antics of the limpets when my program was interrupted by your emergency wrestling broadcast... and there you were in the ring, slamming a tressle table over the back of scotty 2 hotty's comatose body. granny granny granny, i yelled, pointing to the tv, watching in awe as you made a throatcut gestures at your opponent's booing fans. granny, i said, who is this strong and amazing man? thats the hollywood hulk hogan granny replied, and you better watch out, hel'll be a star someday. and since that day in 2013 you have guided my life like a gps in the night. i have learnt so many things from you: how to be kind to my brothers, how to stay strong in the face of adversaries, and most importantly, how to maintain a handsome mustash and swimming cap. the hollywood hulk hogan, may you rest in peace. if you are cristian, i hope your in heaven and if you are mormon, i hope youre on the star of kolob, and if you are muslim, i hope you are in jannah, and if you are hindu or hare krishna or buddhist, i hope you are back in hollywood with your brothers, but i hope you are now something more than a wrestler, i hope you are an eagle or a lion or worst case scenario, a golden mole. thank you my brother the hulk, i wish you all the best in the next life. shine on you crazy diamond.