future predictions
12.01.2026 23:12
in the future we wont have to worry bout green bins, red bins, yellow bins. the garbage men will be a thing of the past. itll all get done on our ipads.
13.01.2026 01:20
the future of ipads:
in the future there will be no way to charge your ipad. you will have to hire an ipad man. the ipad man will have a specialised cable. the cable will come out of a big machine that will be padlocked to his back. the cable will be thinner than fishing wire. the cable will be invisible.
how it will work:
the ipad man will take your ipad. then the ipad man will plug his cable into its hole. the hole will be so small that he will have to find it with jewelers goggles. the jewelers goggles will be permanently fixed to his head. he will be visually impaired. he will have to walk with a cane and avoid looking up at the sun. he will be assisted by another ipad man. this ipad man will be called an ipad driver-man. the ipad driver-man will have to drive him to your house or wherever you happen to be. the ipad driver-man will wear the opposite of jewelers goggles. his goggles will make everything really far away. his visual impairment will make it difficult for him to drive. he will need to be assisted by a third ipad man. this ipad man will have no goggles at all. he will be called the ipad back seat driver-man. the ipad back seat driver-man will sit in the back seat and tell the ipad driver-man what to do. you will have to pay each of the three ipad men in cash. the ipad man will get a gold coin. the ipad driver-man will get a silver coin. the ipad back seat driver-man will get a copper coin. after you have given your coins to the ipad men, the ipad man will plug his cable into your ipad.
what will happen next?
while your ipad charges, the ipad man will be yours for the next couple hours. he will not leave until your ipad is charged. the other two ipad men will wait in their car. the ipad man will not need much. you will not be mandated to talk to him but it will be good manners to offer him a glass of tap water. you will not have to worry about offering food to the ipad man. the ipad man will have brought his own lunch. in his pockets will be a few muesli bars. you will be able to trust the ipad man in your house. you will be able to trust the ipad man with your kids. the ipad man will have a police clearance. the ipad man will also have a working with childrens check. the ipad man will also have a camera built into his jewelers goggles that is permanently recording. this is to protect the safety of the ipad man. the livestream of the ipad man will be sent to a fourth ipad man. this ipad man will be waiting in the car with the other ipad men. he will be watching the recordings on his ipad. he will telephone the ipad man headquarters in case of any emergency. in case of an emergency, ipad head quarters will send out a truck of ipad police men. the ipad police men will neutralise any threat to the ipad man.
what will happen when my ipad is charged?
when the ipad man has finished charging your ipad, he will unplug your ipad. then the ipad man will finish his glass of water. then the ipad man will leave. having an ipad man in your house will be a strange experience the first few times but you will soon get used to it.
13.01.2026 01:35
in the future therell be go pros for bugs. cameras will be so small youll be able to fix them to an ant's head. i cant wait. antz and bugs life have given me a clue but those are just cartoons. i want to see inside an ants nest. i want to see what happens to all my crackers and crums.
13.01.2026 02:44
in the futhure i wont be in it. ill be back in the past right where i first began. i will just be chillin out