getting a tattoo
i am waiting in a long line and have brought a camping chair so i can slouch while reading a book but the two people next to me are having a loud conversation that goes:
'i love a good vibe'
'i KNOW, good vibes are the best!'
'they are, they are, but what is YOUR favourite vibe?'
'my favorite vibe is.... sorry, just need to process...'
'Haha! take your time!'
'my favorite vibe... is.. probablyyyyy.... good.'
'YES! love a good vibe'
i am someone whose vibes are consistently dreadful, and i’m radiating them as hard as i can in the hope the two dullards will stop talking. eventually they change the topic to how they have hotpot fatigue, and then how gifting is their love language, and then, at what point is the kimchi too spicy, and then, cute ceramics, and then, something called ennyograms, but then finally they start to talk about something good, which is that one of their boyfriends has recently gotten into yo-yos and is looking to buy a more professional one.
hearing this i put my book down and clear my throat and recommend several of my favorite yo-yo makes and models. but they just say ok thanks, we'll let him know, and then they start talking about horoscopes