nature's herbert
at the fancy iga a man is handing out samples of a miscellaneous substance. his bright orange shirt says nature's sherbert and the name on his badge says herbert.
the labels inform me there are three types of substance: jim latte, jon macchiato and something called alf cappuccino. i have no idea what they mean.
"jim latte?" he asks passing customers. "jim latte? jim latte? jim latte?" no one takes his paper cup.
feeling bad, i ask to try the jon macchiato. it is okay, it is alright, but a bit confusing on the palette. i dont think i'd try the jon macchiato again.