normies
i hate normies. they are always drinking water from a stainless steel bottle and eating a healthy lunch.
they are always asking 'ben have you eaten?' not knowing i already ate some muesli bars in my car
normies are always sore at me for not putting money in the honesty pot. who cares!! today, a normie put a note on my desk tallying the number of times i have been reported taking a teaspoon of instant coffee without paying. have these normies not heard of the cashless society? "ben, 16 cups equals $8.00, please remember to bring 8 dollars next monday, or alternatively, please buy a new jar of Moconna for the kitchen, woolworths has a sale. thanks'' so today its official. i am sick of normies. there is already enough war in the world without the normies starting another.
and whats more, just because i am somewhat warlike does not mean i like war. i am actually not a fan. war sucks. so i dont have any intention of creating further unrest or ill feeling between me and the normies, even though i have cause to. 8 dollars is actually a good deal for 16 cups of coffee, so i will pay it to keep things civil between me and the normies.