seriously
my whole life i have taken the wrong stuff seriously and the right stuff not seriously enough. and when i have taken the right stuff seriously it has been "too seriously" because it has been taken unseriously by everyone else, so now, now now now i outright REFUSE to take this right stuff seriously, i REFUSE, and i will only take seriously the things i want to take seriously and all the other right serious things i will only pretend. unless they actually are serious of course.