water
i don't normally drink water but today i gave it a go and its actually not as bad as people think, and i have decided to make water a permanent fixture in my life and today i have already drank 25 cups of water, and because i only have a small paper cup, i have to keep walking back and forth from my desk to the sink which is making the office a more exciting place and the receptionist has banned me from taking the shortcut that goes behind her desk and my paper cup has become very soft and unfortunately on this 26th cup the bottom of it has worn away and burst all over my keyboard making me yell so loud that everyone has stood up to come to my desk and ask me what is wrong, and i show them and one lady says 'thats why i have this' and taps her stainless steel water bottle, and after i tell them i have control of the situation i wipe the keyboard with my shirt and lay it upside down on the carpet and go and have my lunch, and the miraculous thing is that when i come back, the water has actually improved my keyboard because it has flushed out all the crackers and crumbs, and i am amazed because typing this has taken me significantly less time because i don't have to press extra hard to make certain keys work, and now i can now use the fullstop if i want. .. . .. . ……. i am impressed by this amazing liquid we call water. .
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